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In this finely crafted weblog, you will be subjected - er - treated to my well-crafted, extremely well-thought-out, witty and humble musings. I will likewise occasionally misspell words with dazzling acumen. Maybe even toss in a chapter or two from one of my many unfinished masterpieces (Best to avoid those as you probably will never know the endings).

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